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What would you do if you were Simple for one day?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by The Prodigy, Jan 15, 2013.

  1. Stiggy

    Stiggy Retired Community Management Premium Member

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    I'd do what Simple always does; I'd go to McDonald's and use the donation money to buy myself a Big Mac.
     
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  2. Skellormbel

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    I would put all the people with squeaky voices into a secluded area of the map where they could be used as target practice.
     
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  3. Simple

    Simple Founder

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    Big Mac meal*



    Edit. Large Big Mac meal.
     
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  4. Vacation Viking

    Vacation Viking Active Member

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    Dammit, Stiggy made his way to the legendary "Donation money used on McDonalds" Joke. I would attempt taking over the world, we all know you have the resources Simple, don't you try to fool us. Oh and id also drop by McDonald's and buy a happy meal with the donation money, assuming I hadn't used all of them on world domination.
     
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  5. flamingfirewarrior

    flamingfirewarrior Active Member

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    I would make the police look like helghast. Then I would change the server into a warRP, whilst the war ensued I would code "wargames" into a console and allow myself to play wargames with a board I can actually see (the board being the warn-torn server.) I would also change the map to GM_Valley or GM_Coast. Then I would spend the donation money on CSS so that I don't get fucking errors all the damn time. Oh yeah, a hunger meter or bar or something, and make all the weapons super fucking expensive. Fuck it; I would just make the game impossibly hard, have fun living as a poor person you rich nubnuggets!
     
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  6. SCORPEANrtd

    SCORPEANrtd Retired Staff Member

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    I would make SCORPEANrtd an admin :p and then make chance his own position, of "Fatteh"
    I think you can download the textures online... Not sure if its legal or not though *Shrugs*
     
  7. flamingfirewarrior

    flamingfirewarrior Active Member

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    Am I the only one that doesn't call chance "Fatteh?" It's like he is the cartman of Chronet. Who the hell is the kenny?
     
  8. SCORPEANrtd

    SCORPEANrtd Retired Staff Member

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    Umm... Idk... Everyone... Everyone gets RDM'd a lot right? xD
     
  9. flamingfirewarrior

    flamingfirewarrior Active Member

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    Scorp...Shut the hell up. xD. I nominate Deaconator for kenny.
     
  10. Dest

    Dest Retired Trial Admin

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    I would bask in the glory of being someone else. That would be a major achievement!
     
  11. Skullduggery

    Skullduggery Active Member

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    Donate all my spare computer parts to skullduggery, cuz I'm a nice person :p
     
  12. Deaconator

    Deaconator Past Staff Member

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    MH-MHM-MH-MH-MH :mad:

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    I would add sandwiches to CN.
    (also crossbows, simple add them dammit)
     
  13. ThomasRanda37

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    Hmm, Nothing.
     
  14. Sov

    Sov Active Member

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    Play. ban. farm.
     
  15. SCORPEANrtd

    SCORPEANrtd Retired Staff Member

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    Better idea... *Could just use edit, but let's say it's a new day instead :3*
    I would make SCORPEANrtd trial right away, make chance trial again... Give SCORPEANrtd tons of admin melons... AND use donation money to bribe the good people to come back ;)
     
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  16. Chance

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    I'd permanently make Chance the owner :3
     
  17. Stiggy

    Stiggy Retired Community Management Premium Member

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    Kinda glad that none of us are Simple.
     
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  18. JuiCY

    JuiCY Retired Staff Member Premium Member

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    I would've done a fine job..
     
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  19. flamingfirewarrior

    flamingfirewarrior Active Member

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    I'd be a simple kinda man.
     
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  20. Sov

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    Give Sovereign premium and admin :3
     
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