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true story from class

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jatin, Feb 20, 2018.

  1. Jatin

    Jatin Member

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    I Told A Teacher Who Is Pure Irish
    My DT Teacher
    Who Had Muscles
    I Said Ireland Should Join The UK And Then He Went Ballastic And He Was Like There No Cameras In Here And There R Were Things That Could Harm Me Like A Saw. So I Stood Up And Ran Out The Class Shouting Fuck The IRA
     
  2. Frank Antoci

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    kys not even good shitpost
     
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  3. FilmsActionCZ

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    this reminded me of a story where i my classmate said that i called him gay (i didnt, it was my friend :D ) so i told the teacher that it was my friend and not me and explained and he's like "i dont care" so i be like
    "listen, i dont care about your fucking english class but i have to be here"
    "unexpectedly" kicked out of class xd
     
  4. Jatin

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    maybe hes one of the moslams tryin to take our cuntry over yeah innit
     
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  7. Vhondy

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    too easy
     
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  8. PepeRonson

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    This reminds of a story I have from school. I was in front of the class presenting my history project, I was presenting about neo nazi Charlie Chaplin when suddenly my stomach roared, the teacher laughed and said "wow, embarrassing". I said "please, just let me present teach". I continued again about Chaplin's Great Dictator and it rumbled once again. The teacher said "sit down, you are just embarrassing yourself". I screamed "Fuck you teacher, Me hungry" The class went silent, then suddenly the class erupted with applause, laughter and chants of my Chronet name. The teacher just sat there in disbelief, he couldn't believe what I had just said. The principal came in to investigate the loud cheers and asked "what's going on buddy" and I told him what happened, I could not believe what happened next. The principal fell to the ground in laughter citing I am the funniest person in the history of peoplekind. The end
     
  9. FilmsActionCZ

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    Shitpost DENIED
    You may re-apply in 3 decades of time.
     
  10. Jatin

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    how many crisp 100 dollar bills did u recieve