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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Ceadric, Sep 29, 2014.

  1. Ceadric

    Ceadric Active Member

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    Those that use 4chan or know what greentext stories on, feel free to share the funniest or most touching stories you have seen.
    This is the funniest green text I have ever read, nothing can ever top this.

    EDITT: This isn't a game? Move it back where it was... thanks.

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    @Cubikon Katara you can finally spam in peace
     
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  2. Zaptto

    Zaptto Well-Known Member

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    why wasnt i alerted of this glorious thread
     
  3. Zaptto

    Zaptto Well-Known Member

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    (sorry for double posting.)
     
  4. Ceadric

    Ceadric Active Member

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    who cares, double post all you fuckin want in this thread
     
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    SCORPEANrtd Retired Staff Member

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    Who spends seventy minutes creating a character?
    That's way too little time!
     
  8. Markoozy

    Markoozy Retired Sever Admin

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    Oh god, just watch me with the Saints Row Character customization. It is literally half the game for me. xD
     
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  9. SCORPEANrtd

    SCORPEANrtd Retired Staff Member

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    Yes, because Saints Row's customization actually has good customization options that take so much longer than Skyrim's choices...
    Sure you can technically do more, but not seriously... Then again Saints Row has taken a turn for the worse since 2 and isn't really made to be serious sadly... I guess they need to compensate anyways
     
  10. TTJake

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    Looks familiar...
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  14. Lex Luthor

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    Never really on 4chan anymore, but I believe I had my own it was something like this. funniest story of my life
    >Be me a long time ago
    > Be in Art Class talking to a friend
    > I noticed a smell
    > I stand up and look around saying what's that smell
    > I sit back down
    > I feel something wet when I sit down
    > I stand up
    > I feel my chair
    >. I notice my chair is dry
    > I think to myself...Shit..
    > Guy beside me says what
    > I'm like Something shitty
    > Art class finishes
    > I walk with my legs spread out to the bathroom all the way across the school instead of the one right beside of the room.
    > I go into the bathroom
    > I have shit all over my underpants
    > I try to use toilet paper but I get some of it on my hands (I used wipes back then)
    > I puke a bit
    > I finally get enough out and shit a bit
    > I walk out and I look like someone who got ran over
    > I realize the group I was with walked back to the next class.
    > I bolt it with my legs spread apart
    > When I walk back in everybody is just looking straight at me.
    > I sit back down in my chair, but decide to go sit by the assholes (who at the time bullied me)
    > I sit down and rub my ass everywhere.
    > I sit there for a few minutes not to look suspicious.
    > I walk away
    > They talk about me for a few minutes before realizing the smell
    > They start blaming each other for it
    > The cheerleader bitch dry heaves and almost pukes on her boyfriend
    > I sit and watch while trying my best not to laugh like when I lost con troll in a band class laughing at a dumb joke.

    (The dumb joke was about missing band books, the dude said "There isn't a black-market for band books, there isn't some shady guy in a dark alleyway saying "Hey, bro you wanna buy a band book. I burst out laughing, people tried to stop me but that only fueled it.)